The Start

I've never done this before and I feel a little gay for doing it but whatever. First off, I work in a pharmacy and have to deal with some stupid people. It's fairly annoying but when I look back on it it's usually good for some laughs. For instance, a girl at a pharmacy where my friend works called complaining that her Nuvaring, birth control, was too tight. They were confused and told her to come in to the pharmacy. She was wearing it on her wrist!! WTF! I'm glad that chick is trying to prevent herself from reproducing. There should def be a test to determine if you can have kids or not, I'm tired of my tax money going to support these stupid people that have ten kids and can't even afford to pay for their own shit. WTF. I guess Darwin is rolling over in his grave with the way our gene pool is now a stagnant puddle. If only we'd let natural selection start up again we might be able to fix some of the shit wrong with this world, but, alas, it's probably not gonna happen do to all those humanitarians. Oh some more good shit from the pharmacy. I love when the meth heads come in to buy sudafed. If you don't know, pseudophedrine is one of the main ingredients in meth and you have to buy it behind the counter. So these people tweeked out on meth come in all the time to buy the sudafed. And it's like they're their own race or something, they're always grungy and covered in dirt because they're too tweeked out to shower, and they have the same routine everytime. They walk up and sniff and ask for "Sum o dat "D" stuff" and the whole time you ring them up they're sniffing and playing off like they have a stuffy nose. WTF! You're in Denton buying Sudafed when your license is from some ass backwards place in Oklahoma, I know you didn't drive down here because the other pharmacies are out, just stop pretending and wasting my time! Anyways, I think this is enough for one time, gotta check on my Zooworld, oh yeah! Oh and "Women be shoppin'!"