I feel Gasey

So I have been told by my biggest fan that I cuss too much and all I do is complain in these blogs, so tonight I have decided to change it up! I'm just gonna share my thoughts and hope you enjoy them. Though I will say this, I very much dislike writing papers for classes. Anyways, let's get away from that negative slope (not on a graph) and head into everyone's fav topic.... MOVIES! I don;t know why I'm talking about moves but it seemed appropriate at the time when my fingers were dancing across the keyboard. Zombieland is a fecking awesome movie!! I totally wish that zombies of that nature would take over. Slow, dimwitted and fun to kill! I would have to say I'd be a combo between Columbus and Tallahasse, cause although I would def break into a gun shop and unload on some zombie freaks I would also be a bit neurotic and I have IBS. Anyways, here's my plan of action for when the zombie apocalypse start. The first thing I will do is stay away from heavily populated areas for the first day or so of zombie feasting, this step is crucial because even slow zombies are deadly zombies in large numbers. After the first couple of days I would then head towards the nearest gun store, break in (sorry law abiding citizens, it most be done for survival), and steal as many guns and ammo as the place has and I can get in my car in less than 20 minutes. My girlfriend would of course help so we could get double the ass kicking equipment than if we were working alone. Next, I would head to a supermarket in a smaller town. Do not go to one in a high population city because chances are you could be swarmed and then it's game over. I would then stock up on as many non perishable items as my and my girlfriends cart could hold. All the while being quiet and constantly vigilant for any sign of danger. If we encountered a flesh loving fiend I would shoot with my ever present firearm and then grab what I had and get the hell outta dodge, cause when you shoot one, more are bound to arrive. If all goes well though we would take the shopping carts and all and place them in the vehicle and head back to the safe house. This is where having multiple vehicles come into play, all can be stolen of course since there are no laws in zombieland. I recommend at least a truck for shopping and a fast but durable 4-wheel drive vehicle. Well that's all for tonight, I will continue this blog later, with more tips and tricks for surviving your very own zombie apocalypse. Happy hunting zombie slayers. Oh and make sure to aim for the torso if they are zombieland or 28 days later zombies, but you have to hit the head or spinal cord for Resident Evil zombies, so practice, practice, practice.