Wedding!

Alright all you loyal followers, I am getting married to the bestest chick in the entire world! We are def two peas in a pod and the word soul mate totally applies! Anyways, today was pretty lame at work and then I came home to some grumpiness, after my last physical therapy session, but then we went shopping (hurray) and bought some dank ass shoes. Black Sperrys sounds good but with a suit they look horrible. Got a pretty sweet checker (picnic cloth) shirt from American Eagle though, and got alot of kickbucks! Speaking of you should download the shopkick app and join using friend code bilberry4192. The iPhone is amazing, never bored with an iPhone. Isn't it crazy how much technology has changed? I mean I am only 23 and my first cell phone was a Nokia brick with Snake and I thought that was awesome. My mom had a briefcase phone, crazy how we've gone from that to iPhones. Makes you wonder what they'll think of next. Which brings me to my next point, when are they gonna start microchipping kids like they do animals? I am thinking pretty soon, it's kinda creepy but kinda cool too. Like if someone steals some shit or murders someone, just pull out your iPhone 12 and googlemap them. I guess eventually they would start pulling them out and them you have to put it in the bone or something. You know what, I think that should be mandatory for major criminal offenders, and go straight to the bone implant, it's gotta be pretty cheap and they could prevent other crimes from happening because they can easily track them. I am sure there will be criminal technology to compete but it would work for awhile, and then you could change it to micromachines that circulate the bloodstream, then the only way to 100% get rid of them would be dialysis and back alley dialysis would kill alot of stupid criminals, so you have two pluses. Next blog will be about cats! (And other things)